Christian
Matyi (a.k.a. "XN") would seem to be at the height of
his brodcasting career. In other words, it doesn't get any better
than this garbage.
The
sideshow from which XN escaped has not yet caught up with him.
In the meantime, XN
has been involved with the competitive physique sports for over
15 years,and has also coached scores of competitive athletes.
He is also the founder of an academic
project to expand the humanities track of physique studies, and
of a team-based competitive physique spoirts league. But mostly
XN been making himself laugh (even while no one else joins in)
since he was a child.
Master
of the unnecessary tangent, XN doesn't just encourage his listeners
to dive into his pool of esoteric facts -- he shoves them in head
first. Always drawing on the "big picture," XN has been
occasionally known to make a cohesive point. He has been in performing
arts since he was a child, and is also a creative contractor,
branding manager, copywriter, illustrator, graphic deisgner, and
megalomaniac.
XN
drinks about 5 pots of tea every day and rarely takes "his
pills.".
But
to
say The Big Inside was only XN's fault -- er -- we mean, XN's
work, well, that would be a gross understatement. It takes a lot
of idiots to make a mess this big.
XN
is joined each week by one of his many tech producer's, Chris
Villani, Brian Uluski ("B.U."), or the infamous Mike
McKay. generally, these guys hang out in the booth, order pizza,
and try to look busy by pressing as many of the shiny little buttons
they can find. They also tend to give XN no end of crap, which
is actually their main job.
XN
also has a cast of regular guests who fill in the canyon-sized
gaps in XN's field of information. Field reporter Kevin Quinn
brings us his weekly updates on gyms and comeptitions (an also
his bowel movements). Dr. Mike Nicolosi comes on to discuss the
medical end of things, and also beg women for dates. Scott Bottorff
beings us into the world of dynamic and sports training while
doing really awful Arnold impersonations. These goons and many
others stop in to make the show an even bigger debaucle than XN
could all by himself.
Simply put, XN starts every show with three simple goals:
-
Try to finish at least one sentence without going off on a tangent.
- Make
sure no one gets to take themselves too seriously. (Read: everyone's
a target.)
- Make
the show accessible enough that even his mom could get something
out of it. (Hi, Barbara.)
One
day he may actually manage to accomplish these tasks.
Until
then, welcome to The Big Inside. |